The Blog title represents the number of people in the world when I was born compared to now. This Blog is a personal eclectic mix of thoughts, stories, humour and the occasional rant.

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Last Words


I came up with these some while back - thought I would share


Last words of


An electrician
Do you smell gas?

Gas engineer
Is the power turned off?

A male black widow spider
How was it for you?

Farmer
You’ll be fine son, as long as you make sure the bull knows who’s boss.

Microbiologist.
Damn, I knew I should not have opened that petri dish.

Child
Mama this lemonade tastes funny.

Parachutist
Not the reserve as
w
   e
      l
        l!

Plumber
Man, this boiler is really really hot

Amateur astronomer
You know, it looks just like that meteor is heading right for us.

Boat Owner
Don’t worry, this boat is” unsinkable”

Yacht Owner
I don’t care how big he is….power should give way to sail.

Atheist
Thank God that's over

Agnostic
At least I'll find out now

God
Let there be light


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