I came up with these some while back - thought I would share
Last
words of
An electrician
Do
you smell gas?
Gas engineer
Is
the power turned off?
A male black widow
spider
How
was it for you?
Farmer
You’ll
be fine son, as long as you make sure the bull knows who’s boss.
Microbiologist.
Damn, I knew I should not have opened that petri dish.
Child
Mama
this lemonade tastes funny.
Parachutist
Not
the reserve as
w
e
l
l!
Plumber
Man,
this boiler is really really hot
Amateur astronomer
You
know, it looks just like that meteor is heading right for us.
Boat Owner
Don’t
worry, this boat is” unsinkable”
Yacht Owner
I
don’t care how big he is….power should give way to sail.
Atheist
Thank
God that's over
Agnostic
At
least I'll find out now
God
Let
there be light
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