The Blog title represents the number of people in the world when I was born compared to now. This Blog is a personal eclectic mix of thoughts, stories, humour and the occasional rant.

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

The Art of the Fart

Creating a smell
Is all very well
But there is an art
To the fart
When alone
You’ll squeeze a tone
From daybreak to well past noon
But when an Audience is there
You do not dare
So hold it you will
Till your colon doth fill
Only then can you play a whole tune


Taken from the ebook of the same name

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